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The Porcelain Palace
Hey Sh*tizens, welcome to the Sh*t Show!
You’ve just stepped into The Porcelain Palace—your weekly escape where chaos reigns, nothing’s off-limits, and the only thing more unstable than the world… is us.
We’re here to vent, rant, and unravel all the bizarre, maddening, and laugh-out-loud ridiculous stuff life throws our way. Think wild stories, unfiltered takes, and the kind of conversations you only have with your best friend.
So grab a seat (preferably a comfy one), flush the expectations, and join us in the royal hall of hot messes. This isn’t therapy… but it might be cheaper.
The Porcelain Palace
Small World, Big Blanks
Use Left/Right to seek, Home/End to jump to start or end. Hold shift to jump forward or backward.
In this round of royal chaos, we arm ourselves with poop weaponry (because obviously), realize just how small the world really is, unpack family matters, and get into the questionable art of gifting human hair (yes, really). All before wrapping it all up with some unhinged Mad Libs.
It’s gross, it’s weird, it’s hilarious—basically, the perfect Sh*tizen experience.
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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlists
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalace
Discord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uP
