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The Porcelain Palace
Hey Sh*tizens, welcome to the Sh*t Show!
You’ve just stepped into The Porcelain Palace—your weekly escape where chaos reigns, nothing’s off-limits, and the only thing more unstable than the world… is us.
We’re here to vent, rant, and unravel all the bizarre, maddening, and laugh-out-loud ridiculous stuff life throws our way. Think wild stories, unfiltered takes, and the kind of conversations you only have with your best friend.
So grab a seat (preferably a comfy one), flush the expectations, and join us in the royal hall of hot messes. This isn’t therapy… but it might be cheaper.
Episodes
22 episodes
Merry Sh*tmas!
Gather round the porcelain, Shitizens, because it’s time for a very special holiday tale. In this short Sh*tmas episode, Tiff delivers a festive retelling of ’Twas the Night Before Christmas—Porcelain Palace style.Light a candle...
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Sleep Deprived, Rock Obsessed, and Ready for the Hunger Games
This week on The Porcelain Palace, we kick things off by dissecting Dan’s sleep schedule. From there, we talk up this Friday’s special bonus episode where all you sh*tizens can watch The Hunger Games (but better) right alo...
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42:17
Thanksgiving Break
A thankful message from us to all of you lovely sh*tizens! We will be back next week! Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/...
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0:38
An Evening at The Clogged Chalice
This week, we drop the plungers, grab the pints, and let the stress leak out like a cracked chamber pot. Between sips of mystery ale and dodging whatever is dripping from the rafters, we unpack the day’s disasters of working in the Porcelain Pa...
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19:56
Mirror Cities
Today’s episode swan-dives straight into the weird end of the pool. Tiff and Dan spiral into an unhinged theory about “twin cities” that might—possibly—be cosmically mirroring each other, which is exactly the kind of existential nonsense we enc...
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50:59
A Bathroom Break
No Episode this week folks, we ran into some scheduling issues with work and were unable to record. We'll return next Tuesday, November 18 with more!
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0:25
Fact Or Flush
This week’s descent into madness includes Dan’s dad’s missing gravestone, Tiff’s unexpected dive into the world of BDSM, and a discussion of… pee drinking pranks.Then we debut our brand-new game Fact or Flush!, where we separate truth fr...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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1:19:19
Feeling Spicy
This week, we’re serving up chaos à la carte. Dan recounts the wedding he attended—complete with cocktail hour gossip, questionable entrées, and dessert. Tiffany combusts during a hot sauce–fueled meltdown over her cooking skills, and somehow t...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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1:13:52
Will It Flush?
Tiff’s chasing Oscars, Dan’s lost his power, and Barbie and Taylor Swift somehow end up in the same conversation. Chaos reigns supreme in this week’s episode of The Porcelain Palace—proof that delusion can be entertaining.Follo...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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1:06:43
Words Are Hard
In this royal flush of linguistic failure, Tiff once again proves she can’t string words together without tripping over her own vowels. We spiral into the nonsense of language itself—why words are weird, the draw of fan fiction, the deal with c...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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1:20:55
Dan Gets High
This week, things go up in smoke—literally. Dan gets high and Tiff rambles her way through an episode that covers current trends, family, and dares. It’s equal parts giggles, tangents, and total nonsense… which, let’s be honest, is exa...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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1:18:51
The Best Sh*tters (feat. Matthew Sears)
This week we welcome Matthew Sears, board member of the Dragon Fall Charity Festival happening this week, October 3rd–5th! We talk about the joy of giving back through gaming, spiral into conspiracy theories we definite...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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1:23:22
The Scent of Disaster (feat. Jeri Shepherd)
The Palace welcomes its next royal guest—Jeri “Red” Shepherd! 👑 Together we spiral into Tiffany’s shitty idea for air fresheners, the delicate subject of hair loss, and the questionable duty of bathroom patrols. And of course, no thron...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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1:17:14
Guest Stall in Use (feat. Steven Labine)
Sh*tizens, the Palace has its first guest! The multi-talented Steven Labine joins us for an episode that’s equal parts unhinged and iconic. We talk Survivor strategy, terrible nicknames, the delicate art of flicking t...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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1:20:37
Shitty Movies - War of the Worlds (2025)
This week, we braved the infamous War of the Worlds 2025—a movie with ratings so bad, curiosity got the better of us. Was it the worst thing we’ve ever seen? Maybe. Did we still have a blast talking about it? Absolutely. From questiona...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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57:06
The Rules of the Roads
Buckle up, Shitizens—this ride is anything but smooth. We hit the highways of Indiana, swerve straight through Gen Con chaos, and talk about Uber drivers with way too much to say. Along the way, we ask the real question: if people came...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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1:25:27
Small World, Big Blanks
In this round of royal chaos, we arm ourselves with poop weaponry (because obviously), realize just how small the world really is, unpack family matters, and get into the questionable art of gifting human hair (yes, really). All before wrapping...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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1:00:50
Cat and Mouse
This week, things get… tiny but terrifying. We break down the absolute chaos of Ocon, dive into the concept of armed mice (yes, tiny weapons included), and launch headfirst into the great miniature animal war you didn’t need to know about!<...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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1:22:01
Pickle People
This week we’re crunching into the world of pickles, introducing the concept of “Cat Parrots” (yes, you heard that right), and admitting to full conversations with people who aren’t actually there. We also explore the razor-thin line between be...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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1:18:23
The Cocktail Hour
Things get weird (again) as we dive into damp bodies, fancy finger foods, and the very important rule of always swallowing—don’t overthink it. We also unpack the toddler behaviors we’ve carried into adulthood (tantrums included). It’s ...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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1:17:20